This Just In
O Sleeps 9!!!
At 7:03 this morning, Elizabeth Dishman was roused by the waking cries of her almost 9-week old son, Orion, who, according to reliable sources, went to sleep at 10pm the previous night, eclipsing his own record of 7 hours of continuous nighttime sleep. ”I couldn’t believe it,” said the 37 year-old mother of two, who has reportedly functioned on 5-6 hours of sleep per night since the infant was 3 weeks old. ”I’m hopeful that this will start a new trend, but it’s really too early to tell,” Dishman said. Husband and father David says he also awoke feeling delighted and refreshed, rolling over in bed and giving his wife “two thumbs up.” The couple’s older son, 3 year-old Leif, was at the time playing with trains and gave no comment on the proceedings.
